The [AGG]-Roll (with extra Fergie sauce!)

Today I learned about the willy-nilly shenanigans of [AGG] from ET. I've seen you guys bitch about them on these forums. I've rolled my eyes and thought, "Yeah, yeah, another [VK] copycat coming to play in tier eight for a few weeks." And mere hours ago I assisted in an absolute embarrassment of a mop on their players when we held the Bay of our Borderlands.

"This is the big, bad [AGG] of ET?!" I laughed aloud through the TeamSpeak. "These guys are a joke!"

But then they came back. And when I tried running the same tactic again in the guild champion's room, it failed. Miserably.

"Drop down a fire fie..." I managed to echo before I was suddenly stunned. And wiped. And amazed that I'd never considered their tactic before. So I've come back, and I've decided to tweak it a little for our server's ribbed-for-you pleasure.

This wuv-wuv zerg tactic is dedicated to you, [AGG]y-poo. Kisses from Alice in Wonderland.

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The basic fundamentals of the build are here, with the Superior Runes of Dwayna being optionally replaced with Superior Runes of Altruism. Hell, you could replace all of the Super Runes for that of Altruism. Cleric's gear is a must as well. For those too lazy to click the link and study the material, here's a condensed version for your viewing pleasure:

0/10/0/30/30 BUNKER BUILD STAFF ELE OP IN WVW HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHUEHUE

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The premise of the strategy is as follows. Because it will take actual practice on the field to make this work, I'll just list the steps in numerical order to follow. Bear in mind that it is prone for change due to circumstances, though.

Step 1) Spot an incoming zerg and inform your local WvW commander through TeamSpeak.

Step 2) "Alright Elementalists, it's time to make an [AGG]-Roll!"

Step 3) Attune to Air magic.

Step 4) Bunch together with the other Elementalist making an [AGG]-Roll.

Step 5) Cast Armor of Earth.

Step 6) Cast Windborne Speed.

Step 7) Push forward to the incoming zerg.

Step 8) Cast Static Field on their front line.

Step 9) Attune to Water magic.

Step 10) Cast Frozen Ground on their front line.

Step 11) Heal / Cast Mist Form / Cast Lightning Flash and get the fuck out of dodge back to your local commander.

Step 12) Enjoy Farmville in Guild Wars 2 as your commander makes the push.