[KoH] looking for new members

Part of me wants to do a recruitment blurb like this: Knights of Helios is a medium-small sized guild just chalk full of assholes. We hate pretty much everyone and really don't want your needy ass clogging up our Guild chat. We only run W3 and Dungeons to grief and spite any hapless PUG who is unfortunate enough to tag along. We're elite. We're the 1%. We don't want any greasy, smelly plebeians sullying our name. So move along. We don't want you.

Unfortunately, as much as that would make me laugh, it's not true! We're a snazzy little guild full of people who are willing and wanting to participate in all areas of the game. PvP, PvE, WvWvW, we have a presence in it all. We're also pretty gosh darn pleasant and 100% newbie friendly. We're doing Guild Bounties on a weekly basis, and we keep the guild buffs running 24/7. We're an eclectic mix of US/Canadian/Aussie members, so there are people around pretty much all the time in-game.

That's the pitch. It's decent, I suppose. Needs more buzz words and sex to sell it. Oh well. Message myself (Earbert Einstein), Acharis, Grinway, or Madness Given Form to check it out. No commitments, no money down, 90 day return policy.